While waiting for my vampire to finish her work at the cemetery, I got bored. A lot of things went inside my mind ... hmmm... eat.... hmmm ... escalations...wait! I'm done with escalations. Hmm... will update my blog.
I'll just write about my 7 pet peeves (in no particular order) ...
1. Dirty nails .... Grrrrr! Can you just cut your finger so that you will not have nails to mind. So gross! A nail clipper is not that expensive. Just so you'll know...
2. Unwashed dishes ... It really pisses me off when I see dirty dishes on the sink. WHY? WHY?... You are asking me why? Because it is a magnet for crawling creatures (rodents, ants, bugs, worms, etc...). I am not squeamish (most people I know are but have no right to be... ), I just do not want to be devoting my time crushing crawling things manually. Sometimes I do the darnedest things when I see crawling creatures and the worst is I could burn the house down. So as much as possible I keep the sink empty and clean.
3. Clutter ... is a very good indication that the occupant is a slob. The more clutter the room has, pinaka-slob na jud to sya to the nth power... Oh! And another thing, you cannot actually move well if the place is cluttered because you might accidentally touch or move something that's toxic (well, toxic na sya because dugay na man na xa na kalat diha, so ang mga germs nag-mutate na...). Sheesh! Even my laundry is folded. Tsk tsk tsk ...
4. Cramped spaces like elevators ... I'm claustrophobic. I will feel my world spin when I ride an elevator. Plus, the little girl who is barefoot is always there, she tugs at my bag sometimes. If only everyone can see her ...
5. Got stood-up or late ... Sabot gani, sabot! Unless hapit naka mamatay, maligis, or you went on a loo-hopping spree (isanitize ... euphemism dayon!) or basin really nakalimot jud ka kay napakong imong agtang sa pader (nganong napakong man sad?) ... If that thing happens, a escribo de aviso should be sent. Text lang po an hour before the agreed time, saying that you cannot come on time because of certain inevitable circumstances. Just so, that I could stop waiting and save myself precious time and effort.
6. Mga tawo na manluwa ... Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! Can you just swallow it please. You could raise Yersinia Pistis from the dead. Do you need water? I can get water for you ...
7. Show-off ... Ackh! Save me. Worms will eat what you have anyway... I'd rather sleep.
Yey! My vampire is out of the cemetery ... I smell blood. Let me check her loot. :)
2 comments:
agh! very classic of you, cuz! neat! but there are some stuffs akong nabasa nga uhmnn... nakapangutana ko sa kong self... are you really my cousin or i've been sleeping for a long time? creepy! hahaha!
Heyyyy! Cuz, you've just been sleeping for a very long time. You may know me as someone hilom but as my colleagues in college said, my mind is shouting and running. :)
Post a Comment