Hopeless

I may hurl jokes. I admit I make pranks just for the heck of it. But I don't belittle people... It's a mortal sin.

Before you say the other person is a moron, measure your intelligence first. How come he understood "it" right away and you didn't?

Before you say you are a "guy", shrug off your being a girl first. Isn't babbling a girl's trait?

Before you speak, make sure your mouth does not smell like a sock that has been worn for a week. It all boils down to the "intelligence". The mouth is just under the nose, but why is it that you were not able to smell the stink? Brain malfunction?

I can just guess. Hopeless me. A simpleton. Arghhh!