Sunday, November 22, 2009

A Letter of Love...


Dear SVP Migraine,

In going over last year's records by our Auditing Committee, I have been informed that you still hold 50% approximately on stocks and other securities and assets in the following companies: Sam Hart Conglomerate, Natural At Traction and Head Over Heels (Maker of Quality Hats and Shoes). This will stay as is.


Under the present market fluctuations and depressions, we sincerely advise you to hold your assets tight and reassess the Conglomerate's offer of extending your contract with us to ad infinitum since our present contract that has lasted for 2 years, 1 month and 26 days is still in effect. This will not be considered a breach but rather an overlap continuity as stipulated on provision #19.L on the new merger.


At this writing we wish to inform you that Natural At Traction, touched a new high today and is on the new acquisition of better days (include the hard days), which made me decide to propose an extension of the already existing contract.


Hoping for your kind (and loving) consideration. Hope to hear from you the soonest time possible to stop the feeling of missing you from sinking in.


Yours very truly (and will always be yours),

Honey Kolakoy
President / CEO
Samsonite Ventures
Floor 3 CBR Towers
#143 Highway Bothwayes
Tel: 319-143-4424



P. S.
Excuse my way of writing the letter. It is intended to be a corporate letter.

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